This all started a few years ago when my Aunt and Uncle inherited me. Here I was this 10 year cat moving into an already established cat home. You know how we get sometimes – we like to pee. To get Andrea to shut the hell up about cleaning the floor daily, that asshole Victor pimped out my soul. He said to dress me up because I’m not the type to fight back. She hasn’t bitched about my spraying ever since.
* The 4th picture with the bat signal – the image in the background was taken off the internet. Not our content.