Girl Human has been emotionally imbalanced since her mom had surgery. Subject’s B’s Dad has dementia and it’s been getting worse, he lives in an unhealthy situation that she’s been trying to fix for at least 10 years. Any little change could cause a stroke or heart attack so B has been in the dumps so she bought me new ties from itispawsible on Etsy because apparently, I need more.
It’s called retail therapy, she called it the simple joys in life.
Maybe, I should hug her, Subject B’s been whining that us cats need to love them more. Even Subject C complains about not getting hugs. You think by now they would learn, we cats like to make humans want it. Jebus ruined the cat expectations – he suffered from dog affliction, it’s basically a dog in cat’s body. Afflicted cats condition humans to be needy for attention by giving them tons of love, being easy going, and malleable. Any mentally healthy cat would have fucked them up if they dressed them like this.
“You know why I’m sad? You won’t hug me. Jebus was so fat, furry and fulfilling…” B says. She’s getting crazy. Jiminy and I are wondering how long we can withhold till her head combusts.
The new experiment is bathroom time. Humans do embarrassing things when they vie for cat-tention. Cats can even get them to do tricks. They’ll even take my early morning cuddles when I like to jump on the side of the tub and nuzzle their noses. I’ve been making her give me time during her bathroom routine.
Humans, we control you or cat people are crazy.